Gryffindor: …Dick: out. I am forcibly removed from the …
Ravenclaw: me, an intellectual
Hufflepuff: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
Slytherin: *inner me* aka the Kermit the frog thing
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“he had a body like a greek god”
which greek god? hephaestus? apollo? swan zeus??? is she ogling a cute guy or a longhorn bull
(Source: scuttleboat, via misswitsandsarcasm)
Magnus Fossbakken: An Evolution
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2x03 || 3x16
Indirectly requested by @jahcobperalta and @bisexualinetti via this post.
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Sappho, from Sappho: A New Translation of the Complete Works tr. Diane Rayor
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#the more i look at this the more i love it#aphrodite just slam dunked this poor lady into the gay zone#can’t get anything fuckin done today too busy getting wrecked over girls#aphrodite i had some shit to do today i was gonna make a new chiton#aphrodite could you please stop mopping the floor with my face i had chores#not cool#my mom’s not gonna understand this aphrodite#she’s going to be like ‘okay well do the dishes’#HOW CAN I DO THE DISHES WHEN I AM THIS GAY APHRODITE#HOW??
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(Source: lifeinpoetry, via uhuraisgay)
I love how Washington can shut Hamilton down so fast. Like the whole show everyone’s like Hamilton is a fORCe OF NatURE he can dO ANYThing and then
“sir, entrust me with a command” “no”
“dont call me son” “go home”
“what do i do” “figure it out”
“you could continue to serve” “no”
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