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halfdesiqueen:

albus dumbledore and that time he hid something that voldemort wanted in his school and defended it with protections so weak that three eleven-year-olds could get through them

albus dumbledore and that time he didn’t shut down the school when a giant fucking snake was wandering around it

albus dumbledore and that one time he sent two traumatized teenagers back in time rather than be like “hey maybe give this dude a trial”

albus dumbledore and that one time he didn’t figure out a member of his faculty was a death eater under polyjuice

albus dumbledore and the exact wrong way to handle a teenager who has post-traumatic stress disorder

albus dumbledore and the point at which you should really realize that keeping secrets is unhealthy

albus dumbledore and the year he continued to fuck everyone over from beyond the grave

(Source: elizzabethdarcy, via somedrunkpirate)

posted 4 years ago with 35,681 notes  elizzabethdarcy)

the foxhole court summary

<p> someone: hey asshole
andrew, neil, aaron, kevin, and nicky: [all turn]</p>
posted 4 years ago with 6,417 notes  lizthefangirl)

adarkling:

what makes me angry is how a female character has like a list of 117 things she ought to fullfill in order to be liked by the fandom but with males it’s like.. here’s a bad attitude and a strong jawline you’re good to go

(via alecliqthwood)

posted 5 years ago with 31,471 notes  paedme-deactivated20171016)

every episode of Supernatural

samramirsstuff:

castiel-for-king:

julia-beans:

random person: *dies* 

cut to Sam and Dean eating on the impala outside a food truck 

Sam: so get this a random person across the country died 

Dean: ok but it’s probably not our thing 

*it is their thing*

Scene change: Dean and Sam walking outside

Dean or Sam: hey do you really think we should be taking this case, considering the season’s overarching plot line?

Dean or Sam: we’ve got no leads so I’ve got to work or I’ll go crazy 

Dean: hello sheriff pay no attention to the fact we look like supermodels, have ridiculous names on these clearly fake FBI badges and my brother has the same hair style as Jackie Kennedy and give us all the info on this case 

random sheriff: this case? Why you FBI boys are wasting your time. There isn’t a case here. 

Visibly shaken white woman holding baby: this isn’t like (random person) I just can’t believe it

Dean: did you hear or smell anything weird? Sulfur? Cold spots? These are very official FBI questions. 

Visibly shaken white woman holding baby: Of course, agents. Look I’ve told you everything I know, except for this mysterious hint. 

*Sam swallows and looks at Dean*

*Scene change*

*Impala pulls into motel*

*research* 

Sam: I think it’s this thing 

*it’s not that thing* 

Sam: get this, I think we’re dealing with this thing. 

Dean: That’s great Sammy but I think I know where the thing is going to be

Monster: attacks visibly shaken white woman holding baby

*Sam and Dean arrive just before visibly shaken white woman holding baby passes out

Monster: *chokes Sam*

*Camera shot of Sam’s face as he is being chocked* 

If only Sam could reach the phone/ knife/ gun!!!!

Sam: *eyes roll back into head* 

Dean: arrives in the nick of time and kills monster 

Visibly shaken white woman hugs baby, she is teary-eyed: “so you’re telling me monsters are real??? Thank you for saving us!!! If only you could have saved that random person. I guess I’ll have to move on now.” 

*scene change, Sam and Dean in Impala* 

Dean or Sam: that was the right thing to do 

Dean or Sam: but was it 

Dean or Sam: sometimes you can’t save everyone. 

*implication that story of random person is the same as Sam/ Dean’s season plot line issue 

Dean and Sam look at each other 

Sam is clearly nervous

Dean is stoic

Impala drives into rain

Fade to black 

I can’t stop laughing this is literally ten years in a nutshell

Just felt like i watched an entire episode

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posted 5 years ago with 170,234 notes  julia-beans-deactivated20160128)

Marvel: making cap bi would ruin his 75 years character development

Marvel: let’s make him hydra instead

—saynotohydracap (via evanstanx)

(via halfwayspokenheart)

posted 5 years ago with 3,236 notes  evanstanx)

Every YA reader: I hate love triangles.
Every YA reader: Except The Infernal Devices
posted 5 years ago with 14,669 notes  starborn-fae-queen)

the demon: alec ur gay
alec: source????
posted 5 years ago with 1,047 notes  winndigo-deactivated20170718)

lucvhale:

#the difference between the movie and the show

(Source: clarys, via leightaylorwrites)

posted 5 years ago with 3,051 notes  clarys)